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real-faker:

virginmarx:

zebablah:

television history

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny

(Source: stupidfuckingquestions, via teamfreekickass)

— 14 hours ago with 504679 notes

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

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5ummit:

Hawkeye vs. Deadpool #0

I really appreciated all the little nods to Clint’s deafness in this issue. I’m glad other writers are acknowledging it and it’s not just a temporary thing in Fraction’s run. I also enjoy the fact that Wade apparently knows sign language.

(via teamfreekickass)

— 14 hours ago with 95929 notes
zealouscorgi:

capnbiceps:

My cat is broken. He meows for a bath every night and when I put him in he flops down and sleeps.

look at my little bastard. look at how happy he fucking is in my sink.

zealouscorgi:

capnbiceps:

My cat is broken. He meows for a bath every night and when I put him in he flops down and sleeps.

look at my little bastard. look at how happy he fucking is in my sink.

(Source: darkpatriotism, via teamfreekickass)

— 14 hours ago with 43240 notes

shouldnt:

shouldntism:

jesus:

shouldnt:

its so weird to think that i have more followers then jesus did

yea but i doubt that your followers will start a religion based off of your tumblr

excuse me?

the movement has started

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— 14 hours ago with 88157 notes

slothblog:

Hayley Williams is one of those white people that get mad when someone wears a band t and doesn’t listen to the band. This isn’t a joke or a meme she legitimately tried to call someone out for that

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— 14 hours ago with 4525 notes
h0odrich:

I NEVER USE THIS WORD BUT THIS IS I C O N I C

h0odrich:

I NEVER USE THIS WORD BUT THIS IS I C O N I C

(Source: kingjaffejoffer, via condom)

— 1 day ago with 207258 notes
harrypotterlovestreacle:

ajinflames:

sweetlittlesunflower:

spontaneousmusicalnumber:

chusovitina:

hanamon:

kanaya-maryam-is-dead:

angryvriska:

cyberacat:

youtastedalektable:


she had a tough time getting out of the block pit

IF YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN I A BLOCK PIT THEN YOU DONT KNWO THE FEAR. IT SUCKS YOU IN DEEPER AS YOU TRY TO MOVE. IT’S LIKE THE MUGGLE’S DEVIL’S SNARE MAN.

YOU HAVE TO USE ALL YOUR STRENGTH TO GET OUT OF THOSE FUCKERS
OKAY
I HAVE BEEN IN ONE AND ITS LIKE SWIMMING IF YOU DON’T STOP MOVING YOU EITHER FLOAT OR SINK THERE IS NO IN BETWEEN

WE HAD THESE WHEN I USED TO BE IN GYMNASTICS AND I HATED THESE FUCKING THINGS THEY SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME

I ONCE GOT STUCK AT THE BOTTOM OF ONE OF THESE AND WHEN PEOPLE CAME TO LOOK FOR ME, I GOT STEPPED ON TWICE

so when i was seven i got stuck at the bottom of one and i blacked out. apparently it took them 45 minutes to empty the pit enough to find me. my therapist believes this is why i have claustrophobia.

At least she’s face up. The worst is when you go in head first. I’ve been pulled out by my toes several times.

#FRIENDS I HAVE SOME ADVICE FOR YOU#DO NOT TRY TO WALK OR SWIM OUT OF A BLOCK PIT#GET YOURSELF HORIZONTAL#AND THEN ROLL OUT#IT WORKS JUST LIKE TANK TREADS GOING OVER UNEVEN TERRAIN#ITS THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN GET SOME TRACTION AND NOT GET SUCKED BACK IN
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST YOU UN-ATHLETIC FRICKERS
DONT PANIC
TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT

TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT

Reblogging for Transform and rollout

This sounds terrifying.

harrypotterlovestreacle:

ajinflames:

sweetlittlesunflower:

spontaneousmusicalnumber:

chusovitina:

hanamon:

kanaya-maryam-is-dead:

angryvriska:

cyberacat:

youtastedalektable:

she had a tough time getting out of the block pit

IF YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN I A BLOCK PIT THEN YOU DONT KNWO THE FEAR. IT SUCKS YOU IN DEEPER AS YOU TRY TO MOVE. IT’S LIKE THE MUGGLE’S DEVIL’S SNARE MAN.

YOU HAVE TO USE ALL YOUR STRENGTH TO GET OUT OF THOSE FUCKERS

OKAY

I HAVE BEEN IN ONE AND ITS LIKE SWIMMING IF YOU DON’T STOP MOVING YOU EITHER FLOAT OR SINK THERE IS NO IN BETWEEN

WE HAD THESE WHEN I USED TO BE IN GYMNASTICS AND I HATED THESE FUCKING THINGS THEY SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME

I ONCE GOT STUCK AT THE BOTTOM OF ONE OF THESE AND WHEN PEOPLE CAME TO LOOK FOR ME, I GOT STEPPED ON TWICE

so when i was seven i got stuck at the bottom of one and i blacked out. apparently it took them 45 minutes to empty the pit enough to find me. my therapist believes this is why i have claustrophobia.

At least she’s face up. The worst is when you go in head first. I’ve been pulled out by my toes several times.

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST YOU UN-ATHLETIC FRICKERS

DONT PANIC

TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT

TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT

Reblogging for Transform and rollout

This sounds terrifying.

(via pencilsandpeppermints)

— 1 day ago with 357815 notes